The Office Web Episodes
Webisode 9 - Michael's Office
Angela, Kevin and Oscar are in Michael's office looking for evidence that he took the money.
Kevin: (speaking thru a bull horn) Attention. There is a lot of junk in here. Over.
Angela: Don't touch anything, you'll leave finger prints.
Oscar: You think he's gonna dust for fingerprints?
Kevin: Ooh...(Kevin eyes another toy and when he blows in it, it makes a noise.)
Angela: Stop that. (Angela grabs the toy and puts it back.)
Oscar: What are we even looking for?
Angela: Receipts maybe? Any evidence he took the money. Or something worth $3,000.
Kevin: Do you think this thing is worth $3,000? (Kevin holds up another toy and plays with it.) Cool.
Oscar: Hey, look at this. (Oscar points to a certificate on the wall and reads it.) "Michael Scott is the
proud owner of a quality Seyko timepiece." ("Michael Scott" is hand written.) Do you think he paid $3,000 for a
knock off of a $40 watch?
Angela: I'm gonna go on his computer.
Kevin: Okay, This drawer is locked. Oscar do you have a key?
Oscar: No Kevin, I don't. If I were Michael where would I hide a key to that drawer? In this drawer.
(Oscar opens another drawer while Kevin looks in a floor lamp.)
They get the key and open the drawer.
Oscar: 1, 2, 3, 6, 9. Count them, 9 snow globes with Dunder-Mifflin logos on them and nothing else.
Kevin plays with one of the snow globes.
Kevin: He has a snow globe drawer.
Oscar: And he keeps it locked.
Kevin: I'd lock it too. That is very embarrassing.
Angela: Put that back, Kevin. It's not yours.
Kevin: I like it!
Oscar: (speaking to Angela who is still on Michael's computer) Okay, just go to Quicken because
I set up online checking for him.
Angela: Okay, here we go. Last transaction was $23 to Jack's Joke And Magic Shop.
Oscar: Go to the beginning of the month.
Angela: The last 8 transactions are to Jack's Joke And Magic Shop.
Kevin: (to Angela) What are you doing?
Angela: Paying his electric bill.
Kevin: I DO NOT think you should do that.
Angela: Well, it's about to be shut off.
Oscar: Okay, this is pointless. Someone just has to talk to him.
There's a long pause and the men run out of the room.
Oscar: Not it!
Kevin: Not it!
Angela: Hey. Wait.
On his way out, Kevin blows the toy horn again. Angela is left in Michael's office alone.
Angela: (softly) Not it.
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