The Office Web Episodes
Webisode 5 - Someone In The Warehouse
Oscar, Kevin, and Angela are sitting around the accounting area.
Oscar: I really don't think it was anyone in the office.
Angela: It has to have been someone.
Angela: (to the camera) Yeah, I do think it was someone in this office. Which really breaks my heart to tell you the truth because I thought we were all good people here.
Oscar: Maybe it was someone in the warehouse.
Kevin: Who?
Oscar: Maybe it was Roy.
Angela: Roy wouldn't do it.
Kevin: How do you know?
Angela: He wouldn't do it. He has too much character.
Kevin looks strangely at Angela.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.
Angela: (grinning and playing with her hair) I do not. That is improbable. That is inappropriate.
Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.
Angela: Stop it. Stop it right now.
Kevin: Does he excite you? Does he get your blood flowing?
Oscar makes a cat sound.
Kevin: Does he..(interruption)
Angela: Kevin. You guys don't know anything.
Kevin: (singing to the camera) Roy and Angela sittin in a tree. K-I-S-S (interruption)
Angela: Kevin, cut it out!
Kevin grins really big at the camera.
Roy is now sitting with the accountants.
Oscar: We don't think it was you.
Kevin: No
Oscar: But we have to ask every body. If you used any money to buy anything and forget to record it or...
Roy: How would I do that even if I wanted to?
Kevin: You would have to take some from petty cash.
Roy: Well I don't even know where that is.
Kevin: In Oscar's drawer.
Roy: Isn't it locked?
Kevin: He keeps his key behind his computer.
Oscar: Do you mind not giving him instructions on how to steal?
Roy: Wait, hold on. I'd never do something like that. It's wrong, I don't steal things.
Angela: Well, I'm satisfied so thank you very much for your time, Roy.
Kevin: Whoa, whoa, one more question. What do you think of Angela?
Oscar: You don't have to answer that.
Angela shutters in embarrassment.
Kevin: But you can if you want to.
Oscar: But you don't have to.
Angela gives a disturbed look to the camera.
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