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Webisode 5 - Someone In The Warehouse

Oscar, Kevin, and Angela are sitting around the accounting area.

Oscar: I really don't think it was anyone in the office.

Angela: It has to have been someone.

Angela: (to the camera) Yeah, I do think it was someone in this office. Which really breaks my heart to tell you the truth because I thought we were all good people here.

Oscar: Maybe it was someone in the warehouse.

Kevin: Who?

Oscar: Maybe it was Roy.

Angela: Roy wouldn't do it.

Kevin: How do you know?

Angela: He wouldn't do it. He has too much character.

Kevin looks strangely at Angela.

Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.

Angela: (grinning and playing with her hair) I do not. That is improbable. That is inappropriate.

Kevin: You have a crush on Roy.

Angela: Stop it. Stop it right now.

Kevin: Does he excite you? Does he get your blood flowing?

Oscar makes a cat sound.

Kevin: Does he..(interruption)

Angela: Kevin. You guys don't know anything.

Kevin: (singing to the camera) Roy and Angela sittin in a tree. K-I-S-S (interruption)

Angela: Kevin, cut it out!

Kevin grins really big at the camera.

Roy is now sitting with the accountants.

Oscar: We don't think it was you.

Kevin: No

Oscar: But we have to ask every body. If you used any money to buy anything and forget to record it or...

Roy: How would I do that even if I wanted to?

Kevin: You would have to take some from petty cash.

Roy: Well I don't even know where that is.

Kevin: In Oscar's drawer.

Roy: Isn't it locked?

Kevin: He keeps his key behind his computer.

Oscar: Do you mind not giving him instructions on how to steal?

Roy: Wait, hold on. I'd never do something like that. It's wrong, I don't steal things.

Angela: Well, I'm satisfied so thank you very much for your time, Roy.

Kevin: Whoa, whoa, one more question. What do you think of Angela?

Oscar: You don't have to answer that.

Angela shutters in embarrassment.

Kevin: But you can if you want to.

Oscar: But you don't have to.

Angela gives a disturbed look to the camera.

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