PDA - The Office (Season 7, Episode 16)

It is Valentine's Day. Michael and Holly have started dating again, and their bizarre and often sensual public displays of affection (PDA) start to make everyone in the office uncomfortable. Gabe holds a meeting about PDA, saying that Sabre is tolerant of office relationships, but not PDA, pointing the finger at Michael and Holly (who are shocked that the PDA meeting is about them). They both agree to stop, but while Holly follows through, Michael cannot help himself. Michael then declares to the office that he genuinely loves Holly, who is at first taken aback, but then reciprocates.

When Michael and Holly make a scene miming sexual actions without touching each other, Gabe reprimands them, suggesting that they are acting this way to have a full on relationship before Toby returns from jury duty, which would send Holly back to Nashua. Michael then becomes worried that they will have to break up again, but Holly assures him that they can make it work. Michael points out that they broke up the last time because of that and cannot see Holly for the rest of the day. Michael then confronts Holly to tell her that he is breaking up with her. Holly, however, says that they should decide for themselves and not let the company decide their future. They both resolve to move in together and announce it to the office.

Jim and Pam have too much champagne during lunch, causing complications when they have to return to work. During the PDA meeting, Dwight lists people that have had sex in the workplace (most of the workers), and Jim and Pam are not mentioned. Due to their intoxication, they agree to give it a try, but they have a hard time finding a place to do it, from hidden places in the warehouse to Ryan closet. They eventually return to their desks. The two tell the interviewers that they left for a walk, but Pam gives a knowing smile at the end of the interview.

Gabe arranges a romantic treasure hunt for Erin, but she is stumped at the first clue and asks Andy for help. Despite the fact that he is dating a friend of Darryl named Rachel, Andy is at first reluctant but relents at Erin's friendly urging. The hunt starts with a puzzle picture, which leads to Gabe's stereo in Darryl's office, which leads to glow in the dark stars in Ryan's closet, leading to sparkling cider with Hank the security guard, and finally to a Valentine's cookie in the break room. When the cookie tells her to enjoy her Valentine's kiss, Erin thinks she is supposed to kiss Andy. Andy points out Gabe blowing a kiss through the window and leaves awkwardly.

Best Funny Quotes From The Office - PDA

Photo of Pam Beesley
Hey. How you doing?
Thinking about my grandmother a lot.
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Pam Beesley
Yeah.
She was about to turn 97.
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Pam Beesley
At least she lived a very long and I’m sure, a very happy life. Got you this card. When you’re ready. We all signed it. We just wanted you to know we’re thinking about you.
Thank you. “Congratulations, Darryl. Let’s get wasted.” “Have fun today, big guy.” “Aww, yeah. Party time. Whoo-whoop.”
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Pam Beesley
It’s possible that some people thought it was your birthday.
“Hooray. Live it up big D. ” “Days like this don’t come often enough. Time to celebrate. You deserve this”?
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Andy Bernard
Birthday punches! softly punching Darryl in the stomach One two three four five sice seven eight!
I’m so sorry.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
tears welling up in his eyes
…thirteen fourteen fifteen sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen twenty twenty-one twenty-two twenty-three twenty-four twenty-five twenty-six!…
Photo of Andy Bernard

Photo of Andy Bernard
…So I got an early res at Blue Wasabi and I’m taking Rachel. She’s picking me up after work.
Rachel from the party?
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Andy Bernard
Oh, yeah!
Nice. Do the damn thing. – Pow! they fist bump and explode
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Phyllis
Blue Wasabi is so good, but get the cheeseburger. They say they won’t do it, but they will if you make a scene.
Okay, bye. Okay, bye. kisses Michael I’ll miss you.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Miss you. Okay. I’ll be in my office if you need me.
Bye.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Okay, bye. Bye. All right, bye. Bye… bye.
Okay, one more quick one.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Don’t go. I don’t want you to go. Oh don’t go. Don’t go.

Holly and I are dating. It’s been a week, and I still can’t believe it. sighs It goes to show that everything you want in life, you get. And you can’t work for it. It just comes to you.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Gabe
And what do we have here?
From my secret admirer. That’s you!
Photo of Erin
Photo of Gabe
Come on.

I dominate Valentine’s Day. I practically make romance into a science.
Photo of Gabe

Photo of Erin
“Roses are red. Violets are blue. Look in the vase to find your first clue.” Oh, my gosh. It’s a romantic scavenger hunt!
Oh, close. It’s a romantic treasure hunt. A scavenger hunt is where you find items from a master list. This is where you follow clues that lead to a prize. Common misuse. Good luck.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Erin
But, there’s no clue.
Well, get to work.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Erin
I can’t, ’cause there’s no clue.
The puzzle is the clue.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Erin
Oh.

clears throat
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Michael Scott
rubbing hands with Holly Are these numbers correct?
The numbers are correct, Michael.
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Michael Scott
Okay.
clears throat more loudly
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Michael Scott
Are you… are you sick, Oscar? Do you need to go home? ‘Cause you’re grossing me out.
I jus… I just need a signature.
Photo of Oscar Martinez

Photo of Jim Halpert
getting out of a taxi There you go. Thanks.
How much did you give him?
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Big tip.
Wait. I don’t have my scarf.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
What?
I’m missing my scarf. Oh. both laugh
Photo of Pam Beesley

Photo of Jim Halpert
We decided to have a Valentine’s day lunch and then that way we can spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the Valentine’s day dinner thing. It’s a whole thing.
loudly Yeah, lunch was wonderful!
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Shh.
Um, there was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue… station. And what else was there?
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Um, bottomless champagne.
Yes. Never found that bottom, did we?
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
No.

Psst! Psst!
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
What’s up?
Are you good at jigsaw puzzles?
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
Are you kidding me? It’s all I did every summer when my brothers were out sailing.
Okay.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
But if there is a romantic thing with Gabe, I should probably…
Oh! No, no, no, no. It’s not weird at all. You have your new girlfriend. I have Gabe. This is just as friends.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
Well, okay then.
Yes!
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
At least until Stanley calms down.
Oh, is he…
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
D…d…d…d…don’t look. I accidentally did his Sudoku. Stanley glares at Andy
Andy.
Photo of Erin

Photo of Jim Halpert
on phone All right, I will fax over it to you. Whoop. I will fax it over to you. Okay. Thank you. chuckles
Okay, my name is j…j…j…j…j…j…j…j Jim Halpert and I will fax it in to you… under you. I’ll fax it under you. Oh, excuse me. I just p…p…p…p pissed my pants. Not really. I didn’t really. clears throat
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Photo of Jim Halpert
goes to hand Dwight a valentines card Wait.
You’re just filling that out right now. That wasn’t meant for me. I will not be your Valentine.
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Photo of Jim Halpert
Aww, nuts. laughs

I don’t know if anyone else feels this way and don’t get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I’m being overly sensitive, but… the PDA.
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Yes! The freaking PDA!
Uh-huh.
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Thank you! I mean, I’m thrilled for them.
No one is more thrilled for them than I am…
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Yes, yes, absolutely.
…but it’s totally inappropriate.
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Yeah, it’s a little much.
Mm-hmm.
Photo of Phyllis
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Obviously, so happy for them both.
So happy. Yeah.
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Kevin Malone
I don’t know, guys. I, for one, enjoy watching them, because…
No, stop! Just don’t.
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Kevin!
Can I finish? Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying…I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Everyone
groans
God! Kevin!
Photo of Angela Martin

Photo of Erin
So tell me about your new girlfriend.
She’s neat. Uh, I met her at Darryl’s cousin’s party. We were the only two white people there.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Aww, cute.
Hey, look at that. Done.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
That’s Gabe’s boom box. Come on. We have to go find it.
I wish you well on your quest.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
No, come on.
Aww, I mean…
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
growling Come on!
Okay.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Ha!

to Toby I hear them kissing all the time. It’s this horrible plipping sound. You know, it’s like Chinese water torture. Just…makes popping sound like it’s coming from my own head.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Michael Scott
Sit. Okay, just close your eyes. massaging Holly’s back
Ohh. Can you get lower?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Oh, yeah.
A little lower.
Photo of Holly Flax

Photo of Holly Flax
I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable animal magnetism. He’s a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head.

Thank you all for meeting on such sort notice.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Michael Scott
clears throat
Yes?
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Michael Scott
sitting in Holly’s lap Yes. Michael Scott, Dunder Mifflin. What is the purpose of this meeting?
Seeing as it’s Valentine’s Day, I felt it would be apropos to have a little refresher course on romance in the workplace.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Michael Scott
Perfect. Yes. It is quite apro-propriate. Carry on.
First things first. An office romance is permissible. Not something you’d expect to hear from corporate. Well, guess what. Sabre is 100% tolerant of office romances.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Ryan
Speaking of, Gabe, I don’t see Erin at this meeting.
Uh, I also don’t see Andy.
Photo of Meredith Palmer
Photo of Kevin Malone
Oooh.
OOH! Boom! Face!
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Gabe
I get it. Andy’s slamming my girlfriend. Very funny. What I do not approve of, however, is public displays of affection, or PDAs. PDAs are totally superfluous to a happy, healthy office romance. Perfect example. Look at Jim and Pam.
Yeah. What? Us?
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Gabe
They don’t touch. They don’t kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Did it!
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Pam Beesley
Yeah!
Love it. Keep it goin.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Gabe
Okay. So, PDAs. That’s gonna include behaviors such as hugging, kissing, uh…
Booby honking.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Gabe
Yeah, booby honking. Sure.
Butt honking.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Gabe
Butt honking. Yeah, all the honking.
The one where you start in a crouches position, then you leap…
Photo of Creed Bratton
Photo of Gabe
Sure. Basically, there’s no precise definition, but you know it when you see it. Ahem.
Are you guys listening to this?
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Michael Scott
What, are you talking about me and Holly?
Yeah!
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Gabe
Maybe you find your own chair.

So we kiss occasionally.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Not occasionally. All the time.
Yeah, and it’s not just the kissing. It’s the flirtatious whispering.
Photo of Phyllis
Photo of Stanley Hudson
The flirtatious tickling.
Whispering and tickling have their place in business.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
That thing were you softly exhale on her neck.
I… Okay, yeah, that’s pretty hot. I will give you that. Look, you are all hypocrites. You all do it.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Michael. Confession: I have done PDA in the office.
Thank you.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
I’ve had intercourse in the office.
All right.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
As has Angela!
Dwight!
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Dwight Schrute
As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. Creed smiles and nods As has Michael and as has Holly.
As has Kevin!
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Angela Martin
With who?
She goes to another school.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Michael Scott
Okay. Fine. No more PDA.
Good.
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Michael Scott
You win. But here’s what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.
No.
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Michael Scott
Anything goes.
Just leave it how you said…
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Michael, that’s absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?
Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we’re gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?
Pro.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Yes!
What? Problem solved.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Michael Scott
No, no, it’s great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.

That’s weird. I mean, that’s weird to have sex in the office. That’s where you work, right?
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Mm-hmm.
You know, you’re in a meeting, and nobody knows that you’ve had sex there, except for you and him.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
snorts Ew.

Don’t mind us. You keep working.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Okay. I’ll keep working.
Oh, my God. It’s a song.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
Whoa.
What do you think is on it?
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
softy We should actually probably talk about it outside or we might make Darryl mad.
softly Not if we’re talking like this. I think it’s okay. He doesn’t seem to hear us.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard
I think he can hear us.
softly That makes sense, ’cause I feel like I’d be able to hear us at this level.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Darryl.
Darryl is a jerk.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
No, he’s not.
No, I’m just testing if he can hear.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
I can hear you.
Oh. Okay.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Okay. Then no more talking. Let’s just play the song.
Gabe singing The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night. The temp at night.
Boom Box
Photo of Andy Bernard
The temp at night?
What do you…
Photo of Erin
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
You got it. Pick it up. Take it out.
Pi…
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Pick it up.
Okay.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Take it out. Pick it up. Pick it up. Pick it up. Take it out.
Right. Okay.
Photo of Andy Bernard

Photo of Holly Flax
Sorry to interrupt. Forgot to collect my things.
Ah, the old “leave behind.” Oldest trick in the book. Good thing it’s working.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Oh, no. Michael, I don’t want to make people uncomfortable.
Since when is comfort the most important thing? I mean, I don’t… I don’t sit on your lap because it’s comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Yeah, but if they’re uncomfortable, it makes me uncomfortable.
Oh. Okay. Well, if it makes you uncomfortable, then we’ll stop.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Okay.

Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet. And this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Michael Scott
Hey, you know why people here are complaining? They are jealous of two people in love on Valentine’s Day.
Two people in love?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I love you.
Wait, wait, wait, what do you mean you love me? We’ve only been dating for a week. Do you mean you love me like, “oh, hey, there’s Holly. I love that girl.” Or you do you mean you love me like you love me-love me?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I love you-love you.
Wow, you love me-love me. I love you-love you. both laugh
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I am really disappointed in the office’s policy on PDA at this moment. I love you. shakes Holly’s hand
I love you.
Photo of Holly Flax

Photo of Michael Scott
Yeah, whatever. No big deal. Just the hottest girl in the world loves me.

Okay, Ryan’s the temp. What does he do at night?
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
I guess we just have to wait until night and see.
Oh, or maybe not. turns out the lights
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
gasps Oh. Cool.
How romantic is this?
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Super romantic.
Right. Do you see a clue or…
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Yeah. Did you not see it? “Eat at Hanks” is written in glow-in-the-dark letters above the door
Oh, my gosh.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Hanks.

Hey!
Photo of Jim and Pam
Andy and Erin
bursting out of Ryan’s closet Hey.
No time to chat.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Sorry.
Well, we were just looking for Ryan, so he’s not here.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Ryan
Hey. You’re looking for me?
Oh, yeah, we were. We were just looking to say hi. So hey.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Ryan
No you weren’t.
No, we weren’t.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Ryan
You wanted to have sex in my office.
No.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Definitely not. That’s disgusting.
No. It’s… it’s cool. Just try to put everything back were you found it. Text me when you’re finished. I’ll be out here.
Photo of Ryan
Photo of Jim Halpert
Hey, you don’t have to…
That was so embarrassing. I’m gonna die.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
That was really rough.

Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
No, because the office isn’t what I’d consider a romantic place.
Besides, we have something those other people don’t have, which is a home and a bed.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
And a shower.

Hello, Holly.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Hello.
Here, shake. No!
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
No, don’t touch.
No, we can’t.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
No touching.
No touching. Ah, I’m trying not to touch you.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Oh.
Oh.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Almost got you.
Oh, no, so close. Oh. No, we can’t do that. We can’t do this. Ohh.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
You’re not touching me.
I don’t know what your body feels like ’cause I can’t touch it.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Okay, this is much worse than before.
Yeah, I agree. This is nasty.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Michael Scott
Grab you here.
And here.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I will grab you here anyway. laughs

You have to cut it out.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Holly Flax
Okay.
Never.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
You said you would.
I did say I would, but I was wrong. I can’t stop. You don’t what it is like to love a woman and have her love you back. It is a feeling that cannot and will not, and frankly, cannot be contained.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Gabe
No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it’s reaching the level of a complex. I can think of three explanations. One: You’re taking MDMA. Street name, ecstasy. I’ve done it, and I know the feeling.
No, I don’t think so.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Gabe
Number two: You’re desperately trying to fit in a whole relationship before Toby comes back from jury duty and Holly has to go back to Nashua. Or three: You’re at an age where your sexual climaxes aren’t as powerful so you need to overcompensate with foreplay, taboo behavior.
Yes, it was that. It’s that one.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Holly Flax
Yes. Number three.

Give me all your money and take off your clothes.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
We’re not supposed to PDA.
Come one. Nobody’s looking. What’s wrong?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I haven’t thought about you having to go back to Nashua.
Maybe we didn’t want to think about it. We can make it work. We’ll date long-distance.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
That’s what we said last time. Remember? We broke up on the drive. How’s this gonna be any different?
We weren’t in love last time.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I was in love with you.
I’m not saying it won’t be hard. But we can make it work. That’s what she said.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
chuckles, sighs

Oh. One Erin Special, please.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Hank
Here’s your bottle of sparkling cider.
Hey.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
laughs That’s my favorite.
I’m now supposed to tell you to enjoy a mind-hunt break and look for a heart or some bleep in the break room when you’re through.
Photo of Hank

Photo of Kevin Malone
through the window at Michael Hey, buck up, buddy!
Make that face he likes.
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Hey. Hey. Come on. You’re hurting him.
It’s like a time bomb…
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Shh.
…is ticking down. When it goes off, no more kissing. No more hugging.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Just hush.
Sexual time bomb.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Just rock. Shh.
into recorder Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or we go against type with an Eisenberg or a Michael Cera.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Movie idea?
No. into recorder Saving the world has never been this hard.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Okay. Shh. Have you talked to her about your feelings? Women really go for that crap.
No, I can’t talk to her. I can’t even look at her without thinking about it ending.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Kevin! Do more stupid faces.
Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Dwight Schrute
I don’t know.
Do the monkey face.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Do the monkey face!
I love that. I love that face.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Good. He loves it. Good. Jump. Jump up and down.
No. The monkey!
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Go back to the monkey!
Don’t do the squirrel. Throw your poop.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Hurl your feces.
That’s good.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Good.
That’s good. He’s throwing it.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
They really do that.
I know.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Erin
at vending machine B-9.
B-9.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Like a benign tumor.
Maybe it’s just more like, “be mine.”
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Oh, yes. There’s a note. “A little cookie for you, my miss. But the real treasure is your Valentine’s kiss.”
Mm.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Erin
Mm. Oh. We’re suppose to…mmm leans in to kiss Andy
Hmm. points to Gabe blowing a kiss to Erin
Photo of Andy Bernard

Photo of Michael Scott
Holly. Hey.
Hi.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Holly, I love you so, so, so much. And I think we need to break up.
What? What are you talking about?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Actually, it’s Valentine’s Day. Shouldn’t be doing this today. I’ll talk to you tomorrow.
No, we’re gonna talk now. You’re not breaking up with me.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
You’re gonna go back to Nashua eventually, and I can’t handle it. So let’s just…let’s…
What if I said it wasn’t up to them?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Who?
The company. Nobody knows our future, but it’s not gonna be decided by the company. It’s not gonna be decided by anybody but us. What we are is up to you and me.
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
Okay. Okay.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement to make. As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving into together. Yay! claps Thank you. Thank you. Oscar, this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love, my friend!
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Are you kidding? I wasn’t trying to break you guys up.
Better luck next time, pal.
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Michael Scott
Well, the point is, there will no longer be any need for PDA here at the office between us because, when we get home, we are going to make love to and with one another, and that, to me, is the best Valentine’s Day present that a person could receive. So I bid you all adieu.
You do?
Photo of Holly Flax
Photo of Michael Scott
I do.
Go on. Kiss each other already. they kiss
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Photo of Kevin Malone
Suck it, Oscar. This must kill you.
I just told them to do it!
Photo of Oscar Martinez

Photo of Jim Halpert
What?
No.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
No. We took a walk.
We took a walk.
Photo of Pam Beesley

Photo of Dwight Schrute
My perfect Valentine’s Day? I’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from people who want to buy one of the 50 restaurant reservations I made over six months ago.

Anybody can be Prince Charming one day a year with the dinner and the flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.
Photo of Ryan

Photo of Kelly Kapoor
Flowers, diamonds, three-course meal, violinist comes to my table to serenade me…

Pizza, soda, the moon, someone to share it with.
Photo of Kevin Malone

Photo of Michael Scott
What are our plans for tonight? Umm…
imitates a squeaky bed laughter
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