Christening - The Office (Season 7, Episode 7)

Pam (and Jim daughter Cece is being christened, and Michael has invited all the members of the office to the service, much to their disappointment. During the service, Cece's dress is ruined when Jim changes her diaper. Jim scrambles to replace the gown, and Cece is eventually baptized in an Arcade Fire T-shirt he found in the back of his car. After the service, the minister announces there will be a reception hosted by Jim and Pam, who panic because the reception was for family only and they are not prepared for so many guests. Toby hesitates to enter the church throughout the service. He explains that he has a history between himself and "The Big Man". Finally, Toby enters the church after the ceremony. He looks at the crucifix and asks, "Why you always got to be so mean to me?"

At the reception, food quickly runs out, and Cece goes missing after Jim asks Pam's grandmother Sylvia to watch over her. Angela had been showing a disturbingly intense interest in Cece, so after finding out from guests that Cece was last seen with a "short blond woman", Jim thinks Angela has kidnapped Cece, and calls her out as she is leaving. Kevin attacks Angela's purse, only for Jim to realize that Pam's mother Helene had Cece (though Angela has taken all of the scones).

Michael is inspired by the fellow churchgoers and, following inappropriate comments from the rest of the office staff, angrily lashes out at them for being disrespectful. As the church's youth ministry—which is going to Mexico to help build a school—leave, Michael decides to go with them. The other employees try to talk him out of it, but Michael refuses. Just before they leave, Andy boards the bus with him in an attempt to impress his ex-girlfriend Erin. Both of them, as well as one boy in the Youth Ministry, get cold feet 45 minutes into the trip, and force the bus to stop. Michael, Andy, and the boy then have Erin drive them home.

Best Funny Quotes From The Office - Christening

Photo of Pam Beesley
I know a lot of us have been feeling under the weather lately. It’s that time of year. And according to a study done by the University of Arizona, they’ve discovered that your keyboards have hundreds of times more bacteria, per square inch, than a toilet seat.
I heard your momma had more bacteria per square inch than a toilet seat.
Photo of Kelly Kapoor
Photo of Michael Scott
That’s true, that’s true. I dated her momma, and you know what-
Stop.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Michael Scott
under his breath Um… kay. Uh, alright.
One of the simplest ways to cut down on the spread of germs is to use something called the vampire cough.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Erin
Di-Did you say vampire?
Oh, no, it’s just that if a vampire had to cough, he would do it like this. coughs into elbow
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Uh-huh. Right. And ruin their cloaks? Do you have any idea how expensive wool is in Transylvania? looks at camera ‘Cause of the euro.
Well, other things you can do to help cut down on the spread of disease are to wash your hands regularly. Don’t come in if you’re sick.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Dwight Schrute
rolls his eyes and shakes his head Uh…
And get your flu shot. Also, I’m going to set up hand sanitizing stations around the office.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Dwight Schrute
NO, no, no. They will cost you your life.
Elaborate.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Dwight Schrute
The worst thing you can do for your immune system is to coddle it. They need to fight their own battles. If Sabre really cared about our well-being, they would set up hand de-sanitizing stations. A simple bowl at every juncture filled with dirt, vomit, fecal matter…
I’m not – I’m not going to do that. I’m not going to do that.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Exposing yourself to germs is the best way to make yourself stronger.
So by that rationale, if I had to sneeze, I should just sneeze on you.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Yes. I would welcome it.
sneezes on Dwight, looks at camera You’re welcome.
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Dwight Schrute
The principle is sound. To avoid illness, expose yourself to germs, enabling your immune system to develop antibodies. I don’t know why everyone doesn’t do this. Maybe they have something against living forever.

Jim. Pam. gasps, speaks in baby voice And the precious bundle of God’s gift to everything. back to her normal voice I wish you both a pleasant day. baby voice And you too. Yes. Praise God. Ok.
Photo of Angela Martin

Photo of Pam Beesley
Cece’s getting christened today.
Big day.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Pam Beesley
Everyone from work is here. We weren’t planning on that.
Nope.
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Michael Scott
Top of the Sunday morning to you.
And a top of the day to you too, sir.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Ryan
Hope you brought your pipes. We’re about to smoke the opium of the masses.
Oh, yes. mimicking smoking Doobie-doobie doo.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Michael Scott
I invited everyone in the office because it’s not a day for just Jim or Pam or the baby or me. It is about us all. And I thought we should all celebrate… my joy. And our, all of ours joys.

looking at Cece, under his breath Ah, man. looks at Erin talking to Gabe
Photo of Andy Bernard

Photo of Andy Bernard
Does the Nard-dog want Nard-pups? Yeah. I want a big ol’ litter of Nard-pups. All jumping around, sucking on the teet. Put ’em in a box, give ’em to my neighbors. Yeah, I want kids.

handing out cards For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs. For all your paper and printer needs.
Photo of Dwight Schrute

Photo of Toby Flenderson
Sunday church service… it’s been a few years. The Big Guy and I, we got some catching up to do.

in an old man mobster voice Hey. Hey. I got an offer that you can’t refuse. Scooch over.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
Oh, Michael, this is just for family.
But I’m the Godfather.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Jim Halpert
It is really funny, but you know that can be confusing at a christening because you are not the godfather.
Are you talking to me?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Jim Halpert
whispers to Pam Ok, your turn.
Scooch. Before I shoot you in the head.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
Okay, Michael. Um, you know I love when you do that voice, but today, I’m so sorry. I need you to tell me that you know you’re not Cece’s godfather.
Yeah.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
I’m sorry, Michael. I need you to say it. I’m so sorry.
normal voice I’m not the godfather.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
Okay, thank you.
clears his throat So who is the godfather?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
Our friend, Seth, and his wife there.
Okay. Old friend, like, you’ve known him since kindergarten?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
No, I met his wife in Mommy and Me. They’re a great couple. You should meet them later.
No, I have plenty of friends, so… all right, well, you have great seats. Enjoy the show.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Pam Beesley
Okay. Thank you for coming, Michael.

I don’t even know how to say this, but Cece is turning out to be a little b-i-t-c-h. And that’s not true, but her parents are kind of boxing me out.
Photo of Michael Scott

Church congregation
singing We ask you, Lord, come to our aid.
Good morning.
Pastor
All
Good morning.
Good morning.
Photo of Michael Scott
Pastor
What a terrific day this is, and not just because the Eagles are playing. laughter, Kevin giggles
You may have seen the bus out front. Today we also say good-bye to our young adult ministry. They’re leaving for three months to build a school for the village of Quimixto, in Cabo Corrientes, Mexico.
Pastor
Photo of Ryan
I’ve heard of that place. If you go to Cabo San Lucas, all the prostitutes are from Cabo Corrientes.

stands outside church entrance Okay, this is, all right, this is silly. goes inside walks back out Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope…
Photo of Toby Flenderson

Female church member
And thank you for your prayers for Justin. We hope for a speedy recovery.
Thank you. Anyone else with a prayer or a remembrance? Dwight and an eldery man stand up at the same time, Dwight stares at him, man sits back down
Pastor
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Good morning. Dwight Schrute. Thank you all for your prayers and your remembrances. Like Justin and his disfigurement, I too have had a horrible year. They say that the middle class is disappearing, and with it, the soul of America. So, as a gift to this beautiful congregation, I would like to offer a 4% discount on all Dunder Mifflin Sabre products if you buy a printer at full price.

Christening calls to repentance, to faithfulness, and to discipleship. We’ve come to celebrate these babies.
Pastor
Photo of Pam Beesley
looking at Cece’s diaper Somebody needs a change.
Right now?
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Pam Beesley
Well, she can’t bring this up with her.
Okay. All right, come on. picks up Cece from Pam, whispers to her Where are we going? Where are we going? We’re gonna take a little field trip.
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Jim Halpert
whispering, going into the bathroom with Cece Okay. Okay. There’s my girl. All right. Hold on one second. There we go. What’s that face for? Oh, my-oh, my God. Cece, no. No, no, no, not on the dress! Cece, stop!

seeing Jim come in with Cece wearing an old t-shirt What?
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
What?
Honey, no.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Yes.
No, no.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
This is happening.
We have an extra outfit in the bag.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
No. There’s no extra outfit in the bag.
You said you checked it.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
I did… say that.
At this time, will the families please come join me?
Pastor

Photo of Michael Scott
Jim and Pam and Cece really seem to be clicking. They are totally gelling. It’s as if they leave my office and they go to another office that sells happiness. And good for them. That’s great, because, you know, the paper industry’s not gonna last forever.

Before we go, I’d like to remind everyone that the “Halberts” have been kind enough to host a reception next door immediately following the service.
Pastor
Photo of Jim Halpert
Mm. No. Wrong on both counts.

Okay, “A,” Halbert. And, “B,” I think a more appropriate statement would be, “The ‘Halberts’ are hosting an intimate reception for their invited guests.”
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Ryan
For all their generosity of spirit, they password-protect their wireless?
Try “Jesus.”
Photo of Kelly Kapoor
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Opus dei.
to Michael Hi. Good morning.
Male church member
Photo of Michael Scott
Good morning.
Good morning.
Female church member [to Michael]
Photo of Michael Scott
Good morning.
Hello.
Photo of Ryan
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Shh, shh, shh.

walking around and greeting people How are you? Good morning. Good morning.
Photo of Michael Scott
Lady
Good morning.

I am feeling this. Call it the Holy Spirit or the passion of the Christ. I am loving these people.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Jim Halpert
Hey.
I’m Doug Mcpherson, Davey’s uncle.
Doug [church member]
Photo of Jim Halpert
Oh, well, Dave is an adorable baby.
Davey.
Doug
Photo of Jim Halpert
Yeah. Doug walks away
Wow.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Angela Martin
Well, this is intimate.
We just had to add a few more tables. We weren’t expecting this many people.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Angela Martin
You don’t know them all?
Nope, and we’re gonna need a loaves and fishes kind of miracle to feed ’em all.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Angela Martin
Jesus is not your caterer. baby voice to Cece But he should be your caterer ’cause you’re a little angel. Why didn’t your parents get you a caterer? normal voice They don’t think.
to Cece Hm. Don’t listen to her. She’s just jealous ’cause she doesn’t get to come home to someone as cute as you.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Huh, you think she is jealous about having a baby?
I don’t know. I’m just hungry.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
Okay, well, you know what? Everybody’s hungry. Pam looks at Jim Sorry. I think I’m just hungry.

Oh, after you.
Photo of Michael Scott
Male church member
Oh, no, after you.
No, I insist. After me.
Photo of Michael Scott
Male church member
laughs I’m gonna use that one. Have a good lunch.
Thank you. You too.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Stanley Hudson
This is not the meal I was promised. I’m going to have no energy for the rest of the day.
I cancelled my plans to come to this thing, and they repay me with this?
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Michael Scott
You know what, guys, let’s just enjoy lunch.
With what? How? Sometimes, Michael. Sometimes.
Photo of Kevin Malone

Girl
Excuse me, everyone, on behalf of the youth ministry that’s leaving for Mexico, I just wanted to thank our hosts and tell you about those good-looking guys and gals over there. group of young adults cheer and applaud
whispering Teach for America girls are way hotter, but they’re nuts.
Photo of Ryan

Girl
This is Jessica Ortega. I met her when both she and I were both seven years old when my parents took me to Quimixto on a service trip.
chuckling Who takes a kid to Mexico?
Photo of Phyllis
Photo of Stanley Hudson
I would run to Mexico if that’s where the sandwiches are.
Shh.
Photo of Michael Scott

Girl
Right now, Jessica’s children have to walk twelve miles to a school with dirt floors.
No.
Photo of Michael Scott
Girl
It’s gonna be three months of hard work and when we’re done, we’ll practically be Quimixtanos.

Greg, hello, it’s Dwight from the vestibule. You want to know my eleventh commandment? I will not be undersold.
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Photo of Michael Scott
overhearing Dwight’s conversation Hey, Dwight. Dwight, hey.
I am ready to love thy neighbor with these kind of discounts.
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Photo of Michael Scott
Are you kidding me? Stop it.
I’ll call you back.
Photo of Dwight Schrute

Girl
My parents explained it to me this way. You wouldn’t hesitate to save a family member from a burning building, but what if the earth was your building and all the people on it were your family?
What if the moon was your car and Jupiter was your hair brush?
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Michael Scott
Shh.
Thank you. Or should I say gracias?
Girl

Photo of Pam Beesley
sighs Cece went down.
holding up an empty serving dish What was this? You’re out of it.
Woman
Photo of Jim Halpert
Scones.
I didn’t get one.
Woman
Photo of Pam Beesley
Well, if it makes you feel better, I didn’t get one either.
Is it just the one jug of apple cider? Pam shrugs, woman walks away
Woman
Photo of Pam Beesley
Who the heck was that?
I think that was sconesy cider, noted baptism reception critic.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Pam Beesley
We need more food. I’ll go get some subs and sodas.
All right. And cider.
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Michael Scott
pointing to group of young adults laughing Look at that. Look at that. That’s fun. We need to do stuff together outside of work. Let’s go help Africa. Let’s go build an airport. We’ll start small. We’ll have a car wash. We’ll send some cheerleaders to regionals.
You could feed the hungry. Us.
Photo of Stanley Hudson
Photo of Oscar Martinez
Why do we have to do something together? I volunteer at a clinic on my own time.
Yeah, well, that’s just a pick-up scene. Okay, we don’t have to volunteer. But I think we should hang out more together.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
We are hanging out-right now. You want some more of this?
Look at these people. These are church-going people. And they know how to party.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Phyllis
Church isn’t a party, Michael.
Well, it’s, it’s-
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Ryan
Welcome to the party. Everybody have their kool-aid?
No. Okay, you know what? This is inappropriate. What is wrong with you guys? What is wrong with you? What is so horrible about wanting to get together and do something nice? Why did you guys even come today? What’s so great about your lives that you think you’re better than everybody else? That you can make fun of everybody else? You’re mean. You’re mean girls. Like the movie, Mean Girls. And Kevin and Stanley, if you don’t stop worrying so much about what you’re gonna put in your gullet, you’re gonna die in about a month.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Jim Halpert
Oh, hey, Mee-Maw, would you watch Cece for a second? Don’t worry. She’s asleep. I’m just gonna track down some more chairs.
Fine, fine. I guess I’ll watch Suzanne’s purse and your baby.
Mee-Maw

Photo of Michael Scott
standing in a line saying goodbye to the kids going to Mexico Bye. Good luck. Good luck to you. Bye. Do good. Do good. Bye. Have fun. We’re proud of you. starts to walk down through the line and into the bus Bye. Okay.

on the bus Hey. Hey. Is this the bus to Mexico?
Photo of Michael Scott
Students
Yeah! cheers, applause
in reference to the team shirts I’ll take a shirt.
Photo of Michael Scott
Guy
Are you coming?
If you’ll have me, yes.
Photo of Michael Scott
Guy
Heck, yes.
Really? cheers, applause Thank you. All right.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Oscar Martinez
seeing Michael on the bus Michael. Get off the bus.
No, I’m not. I’m staying on the bus. I’m already on the bus. I’m going.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Gabe
Michael, this is irresponsible.
It is not irresponsible! I have never been more confident about a decision in my life.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Darryl Phylbin
I agree. I think it’s superb.
Well, you have a job to do. Okay, there is no off-season when it comes to printer sales.
Photo of Gabe
Photo of Michael Scott
You know what, my job will be here when I get back.
Michael, you can’t go to Mexico. You don’t have your passport.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Guy
sticking his head out Michael’s window on the bus You don’t need one to get in. Plus, we can just have it sent to him down in Mexico.
Hey, right?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Phyllis
Michael, what am I supposed to tell my clients if they ask about you?
Tell them that I died, and I turned into an angel, and when they feel a breeze in a room with all the windows closed or that-that chill on the back of their neck, that is just me watching over them.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Phyllis
Okay, but what about the bigger corporate accounts?
Tell them that I’m in a meeting.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Michael, I’m just about to close a sale. Can I authorize a 15% discount?
No, you may not.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Dwight Schrute
Gah!
I think it’s really cool, Michael. I wish I had a job that I could just leave.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Michael Scott
Thank you.
looking at Erin Save me an aisle seat, Michael! I’m coming!
Photo of Andy Bernard

Photo of Andy Bernard
I will not stand idly by while these Mexican villagers are sick.
We’re actually building them a school.
Guy
Photo of Andy Bernard
Whatever. I won’t-I won’t stand for it.

waving goodbye as the bus drives away See you in a few months.
Photo of Michael Scott

Girl
If the whole world were like you guys, we wouldn’t have so many problems.
Mm. That’s not gonna happen.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
We’re one in a million.
I know. Nobody I know would leave their jobs and friends and families to do manual labor for three months.
Girl
Photo of Michael Scott
Well, you know what, everybody thinks that I am crazy, and that tells me that I am the sanest person I know. So…
Just a heads up. Probably gonna be borrowing a few things. Uh, gonna need a contact lens case, some sunscreen, some sandals…
Photo of Andy Bernard

Photo of Toby Flenderson
standing in the church sanctuary, talking to the stained glass Why you always got to be so mean to me?

seeing Cece gone from the couch he left her Uh, MeeMaw, where’s Cece?
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of MeeMaw
I don’t know. I lost the purse too.
Okay.
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Andy Bernard
Good-bye, Lackawana County.
How long till we get to Mexico?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
Well, two days minus how long we’ve been on the road. 45 minutes? So, like, two days basically. Maybe more.
Ooh. What are we building down there again? Like, a hospital? A school for Mexicans? What?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
I don’t know, I thought it was like a gymnasium or…
Why aren’t they building it themselves?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
They don’t know how.
Do we know how? I don’t know how. You know how?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
Well, Carla knows.
Carla knows. Oh, I feel like there were so many more people on this bus. There were, like, 200, 300 people before. Hey, Carla? Carla? Hi. What are you doing?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Carla
Oh, trying to sleep.
What is happening? Oh, God, what is happening?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
Do you smell like a weird, warm cheese?
Oh, God, you know what? I’m gonna be in Mexico for my half-birthday.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
And the Christmas party.
And Cinco de Mayo.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
Nah, no. We’ll be back before that.
No, we-No. You know how these things go. Construction projects, they say three months, and then, after two years, the lazy bums haven’t even started. Now we’re those lazy bums. I gotta get off this bus.
Photo of Michael Scott

Photo of Jim Halpert
Hey, guys, has anybody seen the baby?
Here’s her carrier, but no Cece.
Photo of Phyllis
Jim’s Dad
Jim, Jim, I want to give a toast. Where’s the little girl of honor?
I don’t know, dad. I don’t know.
Photo of Jim Halpert
Doug
I don’t mean to bug, but do you know when those subs are due into port? I got a hungry bunch of Mcphersons over there.
I don’t know. Hey, have you seen my baby?
Photo of Jim Halpert
Doug
I think maybe some blonde lady had her.
A small blonde woman?
Photo of Jim Halpert
Doug
Smaller than me.
Uh, everyone? Everyone, can I just have your attention? Has anyone seen a small-pointing to Angela Stop that tiny blonde woman! She stole my baby!
Photo of Jim Halpert
Photo of Angela Martin
as Kevin runs to grab her What are you doing?
reaching into her purse Give me the baby!
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Angela Martin
What? Kevin!
holding the baby, walks up to Jim Hi, honey. I was just changing the baby.
Photo of Helene
Photo of Jim Halpert
baby voice Hi.
walks up Honey.
Photo of Pam Beesley
Photo of Jim Halpert
to Cece Hi. to everyone All right. Travel safe, Angela.
Did you think I stole your baby?
Photo of Angela Martin
Photo of Jim Halpert
What’s that? Oh, yeah, back then I did. Just now. So, don’t, because I’ve got my eye on you.
gasping as he looks into Angela’s purse Look at these scones, Jim. Thousands of them. What kind of a person steals scones from a baby?
Photo of Kevin Malone
Photo of Angela Martin
Someone put them in my bag.
to Pam So that was lunch, eh? Mcpherson troop, let’s haul out. Rendezvous at Friendly’s.
Doug
Photo of Pam Beesley
Did you lose Cece?
Yeah. Yeah, a little bit. I did.
Photo of Jim Halpert

Photo of Michael Scott
Can you fake a seizure or a heart attack or something?
I can make myself cry.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Photo of Michael Scott
Do that. Do it.
Should I-I got it. I got it. walks up to the bus driver Um, hey, I saw a sign for a scenic overlook coming up. Really love to check out the view.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Bus driver
Can’t stop. We’re on a schedule.
Well, uh, there’s a nice bistro coming up. We could pick up some Paninis for the road.
Photo of Andy Bernard
Bus driver
Maybe we’ll stop in Tennesseee. It’s not safe to talk to a driver.
having walked up to the front Okay, driver, driver, if you’re not gonna stop this bus, then I’m going to stop it for you. Okay? Hang on. pulls the string to request a stop, makes a dinging sound
Photo of Michael Scott
Bus driver
Stopping in Tennessee.
Hey, is there a problem, you guys?
Guy
Photo of Michael Scott
Yeah, just get him to stop the bus, please.
Why?
Guy
Photo of Andy Bernard
Just make him stop the freaking bus!
Stop the bus, okay?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Carla
Are you okay, sir?
I didn’t sign up for this. You guys are young, that’s great. You want to give back to society. I’ve done that. I need to take.
Photo of Michael Scott
Girl
You have plenty left to give. You’re doing-
Blah-di-blah!
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
It doesn’t matter.
We could go back and forth all day. It’s not gonna solve anything.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
If we went to Mexico, we’d probably screw everything up anyway.
Do you want that for little Jessica? No, you don’t. And the answer is clear. Stop the bus. Okay?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Andy Bernard
Stop the bus!
shouting and clapping Stop the bus! Stop the bus!
Michael and Andy
Guy
Okay, stop the dang bus.
bus stopping Okay, well, a pleasure. Go save the world. We’ll keep an eye on America for you.
Photo of Michael Scott
Another guy
getting off the bus Wait for me! bus drives away Don’t say anything to my parents.

driving up to pick up Michael, Andy, and kid off the road Get in quick.
Photo of Erin
Photo of Michael Scott
Why quick?
So it’s faster.
Photo of Erin

Photo of Erin
Do you guys want me to take you home or go back to the church?
Is anyone still at the church?
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Erin
No, actually most of them went to go see a movie.
What? Shut up.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Erin
Yeah. Kevin suggested it, and then they all went in Meredith’s minivan.
It is so nice to be back in a country that has movies.
Photo of Michael Scott
Photo of Erin
I bet. You guys.
Can I come? silence
Guy
Photo of Erin
Oh, Lake Wobblegone’s on. Do you guys-are you cool with that?
“… banana bread, but Fred Nordquist had no appetite. He was thinking about his pair of new boots. It’d been ten years after all. As he told Mrs. Nordquist, it would take two years to get comfortable with the new boots.”
Radio

The Office TV Show Footer image