The Office Quotes

Links to quotes from all episodes are below.

Photo of Michael
Todd Packer and I are total BFF. Best Friends Forever. He and I came up together as salesmen. One time we were out adn we met this set of twins and Packer told them that we were brothers. And so ya know, one thing let to another and we brought them back to the hotel and then Packer did both of them. It was awesome.

Photo of Michael
Pam, you're trustworthy...
Thank you.
Photo of Pam
Photo of Michael
...and a woman.
Oh no.
Photo of Pam

Photo of Jim
That's just a figure of speech, ya know, 'Blow Your Brains Out'. Come on, all it really means is that we're friends.

Photo of Michael
Chili's is the new golf course. It's where business happens. Small Businessman Magazine.
It said that?
Photo of Jan
Photo of Michael
It will. I sent it in. Letter to the Editor.

Photo of Angela
I would take 'The DaVinci Code' so I could burn 'The DaVinci Code.'

Photo of Michael
Man that Todd Packer can do anything.
(Under his breath)
Except pass that breathalizer.
Photo of Jim

Photo of Michael
Yeah, I went hunting once. Shot the deer in the leg. Had to kill it with a shovel, took about an hour. Why do you ask?

Photo of Michael
There is no such thing as an appropriate joke. That's why it is a joke.

Photo of Toby
Great point. um...In fact, Basic rule of thumb...Let's just act everyday like Pam's mom is coming in.

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